Loneliest TV in the world :( #tv #lonely #singleswag #wtfisthisdoingonmyfloor?
Every time I look at my phone, someone on the beach I’m at disappears. If this keeps happening, I’m taking their stuff and maybe calling the cops
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON.
I am done with this planet.
this post is so beautiful I want to print it out
why is this funny. its saying anything about rape can be funny. this website is so hypocritical, most posts say rape is wrong no matter what but then someone posts something making it funny and everyone is “dying” at it. no its not funny. plus men get raped too, so get it right.
Most of these don’t blame man. They’re actually pointing out completely impossible ways to prevent being raped by telling the women to change something they do or something about themselves, which is basically what society is doing: blaming the women who are raped for doing absolutely normal things. These posts are poking fun at the media, not rape.
this is hilarious and informative and kinda a big slap in the face to victim blamers :P
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
